"Whatever happened to JimBob*?" She asked.
"Actually we just saw him a couple weeks ago... (blah blah blah about what he's doing now)." I say.
"Oh, so has he changed much?"
"No, still missing some brain cells. If he would ever stop getting high, a few might actually regenerate." I say in an almost whisper.
"Who, mom, who gets high?" Suddenly little man is actually paying attention.
"Airplane pilots, that's who, silly."
Yeah, I know. Nice save and really clever. But he didn't question it and we quickly changed the subject.

* JimBob is not his real name. I don't personally know the Duggars either, and JimBob was just the first name that popped in my mind. No offense the the patriarch of this family.
You mean he's not ready for the drug talk yet? Kids learn about stuff early these days you know! ;o)
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